( this is the sort of insanity he’s gotten accustomed to; tends to take in stride. it’s interesting and he knows it’s interesting, but it’s not the same kind of salacious as imperial scandal. )
I, hm, ( this part is really rather unflattering, which is why he opts to just be straightforward about his mistakes, ) fucked up a spell, and it sundered the barriers between worlds. Created the equivalent of multiple rifts, pulling in people from other worlds who had a grudge against this spider-themed vigilante hero. One was a man made out of electricity, another made out of sand, another with metallic octopus tentacles he’d grafted to his body. And one was a doctor who’d decided he wanted to turn the entire city in his homeworld into lizard-people because it was… I don’t know, the peak physical specimen in his opinion, or something? The motivations were unclear.
He had a lot of scales and teeth. Big hulking lizardman. There was a lot of property damage when the group fought him, but it was technically just another day at the office, all things considered.
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( this is the sort of insanity he’s gotten accustomed to; tends to take in stride. it’s interesting and he knows it’s interesting, but it’s not the same kind of salacious as imperial scandal. )
I, hm, ( this part is really rather unflattering, which is why he opts to just be straightforward about his mistakes, ) fucked up a spell, and it sundered the barriers between worlds. Created the equivalent of multiple rifts, pulling in people from other worlds who had a grudge against this spider-themed vigilante hero. One was a man made out of electricity, another made out of sand, another with metallic octopus tentacles he’d grafted to his body. And one was a doctor who’d decided he wanted to turn the entire city in his homeworld into lizard-people because it was… I don’t know, the peak physical specimen in his opinion, or something? The motivations were unclear.
He had a lot of scales and teeth. Big hulking lizardman. There was a lot of property damage when the group fought him, but it was technically just another day at the office, all things considered.