“I could see that,” Stephen muses. “Like a whole uncanny valley thing. When the situation’s more vastly different from what we know, at least we can meet Thedas on its own terms instead of scrutinising where it does and doesn’t differ from our own history. But also I will point out that technically you’ve met wayyy more alternative yous than I have.”

Which begs the next question: “Do you have a favourite? Out of them. Your sisters. Your sister-yous.”

This really is remarkably good elfroot.