( finally someone has the correct reaction to this )

He and his brother, Thor, were trespassing on Earth. I helped them out so they’d leave and go back to Asgard, but Loki called me a second-rate sorcerer and came at me with his daggers— figured he deserved a little bit of time-out after that, so I banished him to a magically-locked port-a-potty. Harmless, really.