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stephen strange

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[portalling]

( There’s a fleeting moment of good sense where he might not mention it, but then, )

Maybe the wrong time to mention I once teleported him into a portable toilet —

[armd]

(With sudden delight,) You what?

[portalling]

( finally someone has the correct reaction to this )

He and his brother, Thor, were trespassing on Earth. I helped them out so they’d leave and go back to Asgard, but Loki called me a second-rate sorcerer and came at me with his daggers— figured he deserved a little bit of time-out after that, so I banished him to a magically-locked port-a-potty. Harmless, really.

[armd]

(Abby chuckles under her breath.) Bet he loved that.

(She misses him, but knows better than to say so — there were people who didn't react well to hearing anything kind about Loki, Stark included among them. It's something that only made Abby feel closer to him, really.

Instead she says,) It's crazy how different our worlds are. We both came from Earth but your one had — gods and sorcerers and magic, and lava everywhere—

(Like, slow down.)

[portalling]

( He’s already getting ready to volley back about the fungal zombies, but then record-scratches before he can get there, coming to a screeching perplexed halt because wait what. )

… Lava everywhere?

[armd]

Yeah, (Abby says.

In the silence that follows she makes a little sound on the other end, a kind of confusion. Why's he being weird about it.) I thought you said something about it being everywhere.

(maybe it was somebody else??)